How to achieve World Peace?
Posted by Unknown | Posted in 101, How to | Posted on Thursday, December 01, 2011
John Franklin once said: "Yabba dabba doo hoo", which ofcorse is hebrew slang for 'fuck the world'. Analysts have studied and explained the meaning of this quote as: "World peace is achieved by achieving peace within". And as Tupac once said: "Fuck Peace!" Analysts have studied and explained the meaning of this as: "Peace within is achieved by War within". Therefore war is achieved by peace.
At some point in your life, comes a time when you start worrying about the world, you start wondering what's your true purpose? What are you doing to make the world a better place? And that's the point where you officially lose your mind (if yours hasn't come yet, make sure you note the date for medical diagnosis later on). Its all downwards on the sanity curve from there. Out of vanity, you feel this obligation to
Do you believe you were born to be exceptional? To do something extraordinary? Ofcorse you do! Fact is, its the most ordinary belief a person has. And right you are! You were born to be great! You just didn't get the proper 'career counselling'.
Unless you are dead and reading this from 'the beyond', It's not too late to achieve greatness; and become what you were always supposed to be. As you know, there have been numerous people in the past who mattered, whose names are still alive. The goal is the same; to set your mark in the history. Although it isn't possible for many of us to lead men into battles or invade colonies in these times, depending on your situation, a perfectly suitable role can be advised for you.
People are losing their nuts in the effort to become exceptional. They so badly need to have an agenda; and stand for something, that they'll fall for anything, no matter how absurd. As a result, random shit is excessively being spotted round the world. Some people are posting their nude pictures online to make a point they forgot, some 'talk' to their blogs, like its their personal diary, about how they cry at night, for God knows what reason (very private stuff. TMI guys! TMI!) Some lunatics have resolved to wage a war against fur and all things ticklish (very non-cute). Some have given up non-veg (deprived of one of the world's greatest pleasures: PROPER FOOD). Some call themselves liberals (confused people), some fight for freedom while they are aready free (look around you naïve fuckers), then there are women demanding rights for... hmm, no idea, I never paid attention. I also recently read about some people funding the 'search for life on mars', makes you wonder how the fuck did that happen? I didn't know we were done with the people and the earth altogether, and were moving on!
All these issues are born from a very basic condition: BOREDOM. So much energy in young spirited souls, these days, with no way to channel it. The only people safe are those who drain their energy constantly (involves a hand and paper towels). If only, we had enough action in our own lives, nobody would lose their mind. Everybody would have been caught up in their own business instead of trying to save the whole world, in one shot. Delivering long speeches, trying to make a point, involving a lot of adjectives and cliches. I don't even understand it anymore. It all sounds the same to me, whether its a person trying to save a tree or a generation of puppies; its outright bitching.
Anyhoo, the only way to keep your mind safe is to lock it away. You have to introduce action in your life by changing your line of work. Spoiler alert: The transition involves going on the dark side; Re-considering your career and building your own empire that'll keep you occupied. (Don't worry, doesn't require starting over) You can start from wherever you stand. Depending on what field you are in:
'Accounting/Finance/Administration'
You can start by freelancing your work for already established empires. All very high class work; white-collar jobs. Common tasks that require individuals like you are; maintenance of illegal ledgers, money laundering, racketeering, tax-evasion, giving false assurances on falsified financial records of your clients, covering up fraudulent trading etc.. As you move up in the world, you can resort to independent work and consider more prestigious jobs like insider trading, cooking books, forging cheques and bonds, forging currencies, sophisticated bank robberies etc. If you're very good with numbers, you can also consider illegal high-stakes domino gambling.
Ultimate rank: Lord of forgery
'Law'
This is also a highly demanded skill, a very respected profession in the underworld. You can start by joining a corrupt law firm. Many illegal corporations have such lawyers on retainer. Practice law from a criminal's angle, find loopholes, pocket judges, bribe witnesses and keep your clients out of jail and someday you may open up your own firm.
Ultimate rank: Lord of Manipulation
'Biological sciences'
Doctors are much needed in this line of work, considering the amount of risk your 'patients' will have in their lives. Not only will you be paid much more, you'll be respected. Not to forget the satisfaction and pride it'd bring you, by saving the life of a mob boss. As you climb higher, you can open your own facility and practice all kinds of weird experiments. Clinical trials on DNA manipulation, alteration and face implants and all else as required by the client.
Ultimate rank: Lord of Medicine
'Engineering Sciences'
Engineers are needed everywhere, depending on the type of work you specialize in. From breaking out a criminal from a high-security prison to veiling the operations of an oil company, there are high demands. Not to mention, the demand of civil engineers by the property mafia. As you progress you can enter the market of Arms manufacture and supply, a much needed commodity. John Franklin once said: "I believe every boy should start carrying a gun at the age of 5" (Though he later died from a misfire by his 7-year old, that blew his brains out)
Ultimate rank: Lord of Arms
'Chemical Sciences'
So you have an interest in elements? You were obviously born to be a drug dealer. You can start at street level, by mixing and cutting the small-level drugs and moving them on a regional level. As you progress, you can formulate your own drugs and supply across borders.
Ultimate rank: Lord of Drugs
'Physical Sciences'
If you are a fan of physical variables, you can look into underground racing. Run street races while working side jobs like; delivering specific fragile items, being "the driver" for a heist, basic "Transporter" stuff. As you excel in your knowledge of this field, you can become a Hitman. Especially if you prefer to work alone and exercise discretion. A Hitman's services are much needed, master precision and you will get contracts involving high-profile people, which means a big fat payday.
Ultimate rank: Lord of Dynamics
'Computer Sciences'
The tech side of criminal world is a whole another world of crime. Banks have been robbed during closing hours via wireless transfers. Funds have been been bounced around the world, identities faked, people disappeared, passes for secure facilities retrieved, safes cracked, firewalls to secure government databases around the world infiltrated.. there are endless possibilities, if you can speak the 1 & 0 language. Almost every crime has a tech guy. And after much experience in petty jobs, you can unleash major cyber attacks to bag huge amounts.
Ultimate rank: Lord of Tech
'Arts etc.'
If you are a writer/speaker, you can be 'the liaison' for the mobs. If you are an artist, you can rob antiques, reproduce paintings and forge other historical work. If you are an architect you can devise intrusion points and escape routes, thus contribute to robberies, plan kidnappings etc. An artist 'designs' a criminal plan. Which is vital to the perfection of any plan.
Ultimate rank: Lord of Criminal Art
No matter what field you are in, there is a better alternative waiting for you. In ordinary jobs, you lack initiative because the chances of progress are slim and major promotions only come around every 10 years or so. However on the dark side, the progress is on crack. You find yourself always motivated and willing to work. Jobs are mostly carried out after midnight, so working hours are also not an issue. Another major advantage for you is: Education. The classic idea, of a gangster being a high-school dropout is not viable in today's world. Education is necessary for the diverse know-how. And this is what will give you the edge over traditional gangsters.
The chances of getting caught are close to none, if you keep it professional; stick to your operation and don't involve blood and hookers in the mix.
"Take a leap into the dark side and obtain control of your life today" - Valt Dizney (Lord of Global Child trafficking ring)
The new career choice will keep you occupied and as you start loving your life, no more will the worldly shit matter to you. When you achieve the desired rank, it'll be the most rare feeling. That power. That influence. You'll realize, as will the world that; You are the boss, the Boss of your own little Mafia.
Drums roll, violins play, hearts break, leaves turn, lives change at the snap of your fingers.
So what rank do you plan to achieve? Share in the comments below!
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