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Veena Malik VS The World

Posted by Unknown | Posted in , | Posted on Sunday, December 04, 2011


As most of you are already aware, Veena Malik has escaped the chains and shackles laid down on her by the society. She is free! Yes my friends, while we all men sat back, holding our dicks, Veena went ahead and started a revolution. She is the new hope for women who are dying to show skin. She is the new ambassador for women being abused, in societies like ours, and all over. She will give every woman her right! Well, atleast that’s what they’re saying. Actually, what she (allegedly) did was; pose nude for an Indian magazine. That's all, or so i think. But hey what do I know, that’s what people all over are saying... It’s a revolution ladies and gentlemen.
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How to achieve World Peace?

Posted by Unknown | Posted in , | Posted on Thursday, December 01, 2011




John Franklin once said: "Yabba dabba doo hoo", which ofcorse is hebrew slang for 'fuck the world'. Analysts have studied and explained the meaning of this quote as: "World peace is achieved by achieving peace within". And as Tupac once said: "Fuck Peace!" Analysts have studied and explained the meaning of this as: "Peace within is achieved by War within". Therefore war is achieved by peace.

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People VS Things

Posted by Unknown | Posted in , | Posted on Tuesday, November 22, 2011






I stumbled upon this idea on the web. In some weird forum, where people were debating this topic, but like any other online discussion the most recent comments were about race, religion and what-not. Some people were talking about the world-war III, which as far as i know, hasn't even happened yet. Someone also mentioned 'I hate Justin Bieber'. Some nerds were having a different war altogether; "Harry Potter vs Twilight". You debate anything long enough, you'll find yourself debating the basic things; 9/11, terrorism, religion, rebecca black, race n bla bla bla. And bla.

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The Comedy of Life

Posted by Unknown | Posted in , | Posted on Monday, November 21, 2011






The greatest comedy of life is that theres no comedy in life. And that's a huge tragedy. Awful. Awful tragedy. Seriousness is a disease. As we grow up we tend to become more and more serious & hence less and less lively. Its a fact, kids are the liveliest people. Happy little buggers, full of life. But shouldn't it be the opposite? I mean as we approach death, shouldn't we be making more out of life? Instead we start worrying all the time, we develop stress-related diseases and welcome death.

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How to Keep your Relationship from Sinking

Posted by Unknown | Posted in , | Posted on Thursday, November 10, 2011




Men have very fickle hearts. We fall for different women everyday. On a single sunny day it won't matter. But on a committed rainy day it would mess with your mind; raise doubts, give u second thoughts. Not just this, but various other reasons, compliactions arise which make you re-think your commitment. You might be in love with your partner yet you'd lose interest and that would cause a fracture in the relationship, which gets wider with time and leads to a break-up inevitably.

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The Life of Amy Woods

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Friday, October 14, 2011



Amy was born in a poor household.  It was her parents’ never-ending love that carried her through the harsh times. Her father was a mechanic and her mother made some extra cash from the household work she did for some wealthier families in town. Things had always been bad for the family and only got worse as Amy grew up. When she was 14 her mother fell ill, which only worsened their financial situation. Her father was a weak man at heart and all this was too much for him, he died of a heart attack when Amy was 15. She was left all alone with her mother who took a turn for the worse when Amy’s father passed away and died when Amy was 16.
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Light at the End of the Tunnel

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Monday, October 03, 2011



Pakistan. If I start talking about this country I’d never stop. There’s an exhaustive list of beauties and then there’s an equally exhaustive list of its flaws. What you believe about this country depends on a lot of factors, such as; where you live, in what condition you live, in what position; as a student or as a worker and mostly on how, when and under what circumstances you interacted with Pakistan. 

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Are you a Hero or a Villain?

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011



Ah! The movies! ..Where everythings sooo Black and White. There’s this scary looking weirdo who just wants to destroy the whole damn world and eradicate every living soul. And not only does he look creepy, he sounds creepy, he dresses creepy, he laughs creepy.. He’s the whole package. His whole image shouts: “I AM THE BAD GUY!” and then there’s this charmin’ fella; good with the ladies, gentle with the elderly, nice with the kids, all in all loves the whole damn world. And that’s the ‘Preset’ that guides the people. So every time you catch a hint of any one of these 'qualities', you know right away; there’s your good guy and there’s your villain! 

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How many Friends you got?

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Saturday, August 27, 2011



Friendship is; an invincible bond, a divine occurrence, a die-hard relationship. That lost its integrity, its importance over time. The value of which got corrupted as erupted the complex times. The true meaning of which faded through the course of time as a more selfish era presented itself.
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20 things to do before you die

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Saturday, July 02, 2011



Death is the fullstop to this life. The end. End of all wordly pleasures and disasters. Death takes away all chances of redemption, of correction, of salvation. The beauty of death is that its uncalled for and no matter how natural, its one of the most unexpected things to happen to a person. Its almost unreal; One day you are living above the skies and the next day you are six feet under the ground..

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5 reasons you shouldn't get married

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Monday, June 13, 2011



Why should a person get married? A question that has been haunting mankind for generations. That has taken philosphers on a twisted journey to insanity and yet after ages and ages of search we have failed to come up with a viable reason or explanation. Yet another question that follows is; When is the right time to get married? Honestly nothing about marriage is right. There is no right time to give up freedom. But since our species is at the verge of extinction, we don't have a choice..that didnt sound right because that isnt true. But... thats what she said.

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How to make a girl fall for you

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Thursday, April 28, 2011



When i say girl, i mean single and ready to mingle. Anybody targetting married women or 12 year olds please consider Comitting suicide for the greater good. That being said, the word girl anywhere in the context that follows implies a girl more than 18 years of age and seeking a relationship. This article isn't intented to entertain anybody's sick fantasies.

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The Life of Charlie Red

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Friday, March 25, 2011



Charlie woke up earlier than usual, even though he'd hardly slept all night. The excitement of his 18th birthday was overwhelming. As he moved the covers aside to rise from his bed, he started re-planning his birthday party in his head that was scheduled ahead in the evening. He'd already gone over every detail a thousand times. But he just couldn't help it. He was always like this, extra curious, extra cautious.

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Smoking 101

Posted by Unknown | Posted in , | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011



Let me kick off by justifying the educating, and somewhat judgemental, role that i've acquired on the topic. I was a chain smoker for about 4 years during which time i took three breaks each lasting  for approximately 1 month, 2 weeks and 3 months, respectively. My latest smoke-free period, which is currently ongoing, started OCT 27 2010, almost about 4 months ago. The reason i call it a "smoke-free period" and not quitting is because i haven't given much thought to the idea whether i will smoke again or not. So i haven't quit, but i also don't smoke. I lie exactly in the grey area, where i am neither a smoker nor a non-smoker. I am both and i am none. Which is why the perspective in my position is as clear and the opinion as pure as it gets.

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20 signs that suggest you are a psycho

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2011



Lets agree we all have our fair share of craziness, some unfairly large. We all are weird to various degrees. But how weird, exactly? Weird enough to be branded crazy and avoided? What is the point where we stop being 'funnily weird' and become 'scarily mental'? This abnormality.. Is it what we are? Are we defined by it? Or is it just a small part of us; a minor trait of our otherwise perfectly normal personalities? Don't sweat it, the following test will answer that question.

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The overhead cost of ACCA

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2011



ACCA is the plague of the modern education. Everytime i think about it i wanna smash my head on the wall. The mention of the word alone makes me sick and triggers all the wrong emotions. Now the question is why? Why do i hate it to such extremeties? The answer is quite complicated. 

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How to get rid of your girlfriend

Posted by Unknown | Posted in | Posted on Friday, January 14, 2011



Theres no such question as: "Why?" You just need to get rid of her.. Be it for a change or to explore new opportunities or for personal space or whatever, it just has to be done for a countless number of reasons.

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